The Things People Say

A student walking by said to me, “Some day I’m gonna steal your eyes.”

Huh?

“It’s a complement, Miss.  You have pretty eyes. I’m gonna steal your eyes.”

Kid, that’s a little closer to creepy than complement.


A co-worker was telling me how she is trying to get her boyfriend to eat whole wheat bread.  She said, “But, you know, you can’t make a horse drink some water.”

No, I don’t know.


Threw is the new Ho.

For example, “There’s that Threw, Micki.”

This is the time I would rather be a Shrew.

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2 Responses to The Things People Say

  1. haha nice quick thoughts 🙂

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