A student walking by said to me, “Some day I’m gonna steal your eyes.”
“It’s a complement, Miss. You have pretty eyes. I’m gonna steal your eyes.”
Kid, that’s a little closer to creepy than complement.
A co-worker was telling me how she is trying to get her boyfriend to eat whole wheat bread. She said, “But, you know, you can’t make a horse drink some water.”
No, I don’t know.
Threw is the new Ho.
For example, “There’s that Threw, Micki.”
This is the time I would rather be a Shrew.